Why I dont have cats

Because the internet is drier than dry cat food, here's a video of Milo the cat beating the shit out of his automatic cat feeder to get it to drop some extra fish-shaped kibble. Mmmm, the fish shapes are my favorite too.

See? And you all thought I was crazy for pounding on my computer every time the internet goes out. "But Milo actually gets something for his effort -- banging on your computer doesn't do anything." Yes it does too! "What?" Makes me feel good.

Hit the jump for the clever cat in action, bonus slap-fight midway through.

I thought this was hella funny, so I just had to put it up

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/mankinds-entire-relationship-with-technology-is-c